February 20th

Trying to find L's new firetruck toy today. It was in the master bath tub. Because why not?

February 18th

Today is L's 3rd birthday, and he is VERY excited to be a big boy! So excited, in fact, that he keeps pulling down his underwear to "see if my pee pee is big like Daddy's." The joys of having a potty training boy! Happy birthday to my favorite toddler!

February 17th

Did you know that cold pieces of cheese can stick to the refrigerator? Neither did I, until L figured it out. Today the words "Stop sticking your cheese to the fridge and sit down for quiet time!" came out of my mouth. It never ceases to amaze me the new things that get said around here!

February 14th

Today the boys were watched by a friend so I could take N to a pool birthday party. Once I got back I was told that L said he had brains in his butt. No clue where that came from, and we started talking about aliens. We asked L how to get rid of aliens. His response - "Hit them with kittens. How do we get kittens?" Me - "We could buy them on the Internet." L - "That's the perfect plan!" So if you find yourself in a "Signs" situation, skip the water and hit them with kittens. Enjoy your Valentines Day!

February 13th

Today we went to a birthday party, so the older kids have birthdays on the mind - especially since L is turning 3 this week. N just informed me that it's every one's birthday! She's turning 7, L's 3, and I'm 100. Thank you so much, kid.

February 12th

I sent my husband out to the car tonight to grab the diaper wipes. As soon as he put his foot in his shoe, he pulled it out and said, "Let's play what's in my shoe. Grapes."

February 11th

Today we went to a friend's house, and they have no kids. I told N, L, and E that they could each pick one toy to take so they wouldn't get bored (which they didn't even need because B and G are awesome.) I went to clean out my purse to fit the toys and found this. Yes, that is crackers and cheese. I love my kids.